Beer!

First of all, delicious.

Second of all, it’s definitely possibly to get wasted on sixteen glorified sips of beer.

• Sea Legs – Uinta Brewing Co

• MILF – Mother’s Brewing Co
• Barrel Aged God Damn Pigeon Porter – Spiteful Brewing

• Straight Jacket – Revolution Brewing
• Arabian Date Night – MobCraft Beer
• Heavyweight Ticklefight Champion Of The World – Solemn Oath Brewery **I have to admit that I chose this one for the name, but it was absolutely a good decision. Really good.

• Jaggery Tripel – Ten Ninety Brewing Co
• Drunken Hippy – Triptych Brewing

• Demon Sweat – Rock Bottom – Warrenville

• Bourbon Abominable – Fremont Brewing Co
• Wizard Burial Ground – Brewery Vivant
• Petrichor RIS – MobCraft Beer

• Absinthe Barrel Aged Klutzy Buffoon with Cherries – Spiteful Brewing

• Barrel Aged Neapolitan Milk Stout – Saugatuck Brewing Co **This tasted a lot like strawberries, and that was somehow a good thing. Just the right amount of sweetness and creaminess.
• Nuthulu – Goose Island Brewing Co
• The Wrath of PeCaan – Nevin’s Brewing Co

• Vieille Blonde – Lake Effect Brewing Co
• Big Tiddy Assassin – Three Floyds Brewing Co **This was a surprise treasure as it was recommended by a friend who normally enjoys his very hoppy IPAs.
• Persimmon Ship Saison – Jolly Pumpkin Artisan Ales

• Rambutan – Upland Brewing Co
• Saint Dekkera Reserve Sour Apple Ale – DESTIHL Brewery **I saw the name and got really hopeful. I drank the beer and was immensely satisfied. It tastes exactly as it should: sour, acidic, apple. Perfection.
• Chevalier Bertrand Du Guesclin – Three Floyds Brewing Co
• Saint Dekkera Reserve Sour – Excommunie Quatre – DESTIHL Brewery
• Oscar Worthy Coffee – New Belgium Brewing Co **This was spectacular. The best parts of a sour with the best parts of a coffee stout.

• Chapman’s Oaked – Vander Mill Ciders